The Moon is There and I am Here

laughing harder than I need to be

Sun, 09 Dec 2007 06:50:18 GMT

don't ask why i find these so funny, becuase i don't know.

lucky us

Sun, 11 Nov 2007 05:51:28 GMT

here is a playlist lovingly entitled cry your eyes out:

Amelie Les Crayons - Petit Caillou

The Ditty Bops - Unfortunate Few

Bitch and Animal - You Left Out

The Culottes - Nostalgia

a gift to you

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 03:20:08 GMT

tube steak.

MUSIC!

Wed, 10 Oct 2007 03:39:42 GMT

I saw the best bumper sticker today.
It said:

"VAGITARIAN"

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:40:10 GMT

The SAT's can suck my dick.

my stimulation it spells sensation

Mon, 01 Oct 2007 00:22:15 GMT

Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:52:41 GMT

Of all the druggies, Amy is my favourite.

and you say that you're ok

Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:47:39 GMT

I want this ring.

David Duchovny

Tue, 18 Sep 2007 00:28:48 GMT

It's Sunday night, I am curled up in my room
The TV light fills my heart like a balloon
I hold it in as best I can
I know I'm just another fan
But I can't help feeling I could love this secret agent man
And I can't...

Wait any more for him to discover me
I got it bad for David Duchovny
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

My friends all tell me,
"Girl, you know it's just a show"
But deep within his eyes
I see me wrapped up like a bow
Watching the sky for a sign
The FBI is on my mind
I'm waiting for the day
When my lucky stars align
In the form of...

David Duchovny floating above me
In the alien light of the spaceship of love, I need
David Duchovny hovering above me
American Heathcliff, brooding and comely
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me?

This man is so smart
He's abducted my heart
And I'm falling apart
From the looks I recieve
From those eyes I can't leave
Well you could say I'm naive
But he told me to believe...

My bags are packed, I am ready for my flight
Want to put an end to my daydream days and sleepless nights
Sitting like a mindless clone
Wishing he would tap my phone
Just to hear the breath of the man, the myth, the monotone
And I would say...

David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?
David Duchovny I want you to love me
To kiss and to hug me, debrief and debug me
David Duchovny I know you could love me
I'm sweet and I'm cuddly - I'm gonna kill Scully!
David Duchovny, why won't you love me?
Why won't you love me? Why won't you love me?

<3

let's rock

Mon, 17 Sep 2007 04:10:49 GMT

hugh grant
[dear hugh, are you being sodomized?]

don vito
[i especially enjoy the lazy eye]

robert downey junior

bill gates

michael jackson

nick nolte

rip torn

paris hilton

zsa zsa gabor

THE END

sky lights up the grid we live in

Fri, 14 Sep 2007 03:02:23 GMT

My cat smells like feces.

His horrendous stench caused me to fling my knitting needle to an unknown corner of the room.

is that even a word?

Wed, 12 Sep 2007 05:01:06 GMT

I made the word "wazoo" in scrabble and got 36 points.

through the park and by the tree

Sat, 08 Sep 2007 01:51:48 GMT

Something really interesting happened to my nose this evening.......

i think about it now

Thu, 06 Sep 2007 01:15:03 GMT

today makes me want to punch myself in the face.

it's about time.

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 00:55:02 GMT

A random assortment of musics I have been enjoying as of late:

Prescilla - Bat for Lashes
Knock 'em Out - Lily Allen
Do You Love Me Now - The Breeders

What's a Girl to Do - Bat for Lashes
Gotta Have You - The Weepies
First Kiss (Cuts Deepest) - Zombina and the Skeletones
The Tallest Man, the Broadest Shoulders - Sufjan Stevens
Hoodie - Lady Sovereign
Back to Black - Amy Winehouse
Rainy Days and Mondays - The Carpenters

My dressmakers dummy somehow managed to be remeniscent of both A Prayer For Owen Meany and The World According to Garp.
(p.s. There may be more to come sometimes in the near future)

this is wrong in more ways than one

Sun, 26 Aug 2007 21:33:23 GMT

circle of life

Tue, 21 Aug 2007 05:03:47 GMT

Sun, 12 Aug 2007 01:09:47 GMT

My neighbors cooked an entire pig, and now they are dismantling it right outside my window. It's like watching a car crash. You can quite turn your eyes away from it, but it's not really something you want to be looking at.

gross.

pissin' the night away...

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 23:35:57 GMT

GUESS WHO I SAW AT TARGET TODAY!?!?!?

Corin Tucker and her son!

I nearly shat.

fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round

Fri, 01 Jun 2007 00:51:23 GMT

sooo, I'm pretty much leaving in 19 days...

Starting the 18th of June none of you will see me until at LEAST the 30th of August.

If you want post cards you best give me your address before it's too late!!!

oh and p.s. I'm going to Germany.

it was always more than being in a band

Thu, 31 May 2007 05:50:08 GMT

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie.

Opening Credits: "Jimmy the Exploder" - The White Stripes

Birth: "Hot Topic" - Le Tigre

First day at school: "What I Got" - Sublime

Falling in Love: "Simply the Best" - Tina Turner

Fight Song: "Littlest Things" - Lily Allen

Breaking Up: "Girls" - Beastie Boys

Prom: "Amsterdam" - Peter Bjorn & John

Life: "Mesopotamia" - The B-52's

Mental Breakdown: "Bathwater" - No Doubt

Driving: "Hoodie" - Lady Sovereign

Flashback: "The Hot Rock" - Sleater Kinney

Wedding: "Le Garde-Robe D'elizabeth" - Amelie Les Crayons

Birth Of Child: "In the Cold Cold Night" - The White Stripes

Final Battle: "Me and Mr.Jones" - Amy Winehouse

Death: "One More Hour" - Sleater Kinney

Funeral: "Better Days (and the Bottom Drops Out)" - Citizen King

Ending Credits: "Can't Explain" - The Spells

Mon, 14 May 2007 05:21:46 GMT

last night was interesting...

my bra reeks of cigarette smoke.

if you change your mind i'm the first in line

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 23:53:46 GMT

I'M GOING TO SEE DAVID SEDARIS TONIGHT!!!!!!

I'm SO GLAD I had a day off today.

Sat, 24 Mar 2007 03:01:17 GMT

i hate how much I rely upon other people.
for SO many different things.

maybe that's why I'm so unhappy...

Antonia sees a therapist.

Thu, 22 Mar 2007 04:13:27 GMT

Look!
It's Ariella!!!